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 15.01.2011
told the cashier of the cinema. A man of intelligent appearance approaches the box and says:
Two tickets, a big deal!
Q. I am sorry what?
Bishop, I have two tickets!
Q. How did you call me?
Girl, I didn’t call you. I say, two tickets, a knot!
Q. So what you allow yourself (begins to boil)
M is You have a movie "Halk". Give him two tickets.
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