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 27.01.2011
The humorists from the gallery, in fact, are not a cinema aircraft. It all started with the Italian Opera. Expensive seats were occupied by the wealthy and foreigners, and the lodges and balconies were filled by the Italians. The best of the screams in the morning were printed in the local newspapers, and the author was read in all competitions. Here are some funny situations:

Once, during the terrible third-range performance “Othello”, when the main character spoke with a chilling voice to Desdemona: “Platte! Shirt!” – someone from the gallery cried out, not being able to withstand, “Hey, guy! Soak up your sleeves and continue the show.”

...Carmen herself in this performance sang,, and very musically – but with such a weak and quiet voice that as soon as she got to the words: “I sing for myself,” someone from the center of the hall, not able to withstand, shouted, “Maybe you sing a little for us too?”

...and no longer fit =(
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