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 28.01.2011
I have a little jump...
3 weeks ago I was wearing boots...left fastened easily, right with effort...trained my mom 2 days with the question "I have one leg thicker than the other?"
Then at some point I felt like I had one chest bigger than the other...a few more days I was cheating on my mom...
Today I came and said that my lips are disproportionate, and hinted that I should fix it.
She said that if I look at myself so carefully, I’ll have different eyes...
I love my mom 😉
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