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 05.02.2011
The Russian Folk Tale:

The official decided to do a good thing for the people, took the money from the budget for 200 bags of cement for construction and went to buy... he goes and thinks: and what if the price rose while I went, I will buy 180, and I will tell everyone that 200! He comes to the director (designated by the owner) at the factory and says: I buy 180 from you, but put the price as 200! Fucking question, but I would have something too! As a result, 160 was bought at the price of 200 and sent to construction... the head of the site decided to build the landscape: the result is 150! I tried to find out that the starting part of the sperm 10 bags decided that I am not red too: the result is 140! At night, a friend came to the guard and drank nothing: the outcome is 138! A little Tajik scratched a tail, but still came up with how from 138 bags to make 200 and build a kindergarten! and :)

The story is a lie, and there is a hint in it.
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