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 07.02.2011
Who broke the bricks?
I served in the fire department, but here we had a uncle from the Air Force, and we were not just engaged in firefighting. There is such an exercise in our army of bravery, "purification" is called: one throws a grenade into the fortification (home there or DZOT), the second gives the same long row after the explosion.
The chief told me that he visited both Chechens.
As in the exercises, we both do the same thing, I am on the grasp, with the machine, in the horn. Breaks out a partner’s check from a school grenade, swirls into the DZOT, retreats to the baskets... I think " once, two, " BACH!!! This is a good house, not a wooden house!! to
The chief himself ohueled - two pale ordinary mothers of almost the colonel on which the light stands, and the remnants of the type of 'DZOT' are smoking! It turns out to us at the exit to the field combat F-1 gave... The head of the flag-supplier puzzled taking a grenade in each hand, 6 teeth broke out...
You are saying shit with the bricks.
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