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 08.02.2011
Our team won at the university. They were students, so they did it in spite of all the ruthlessness and irresponsibility of our officials.
In our biathlonist due to incorrect documents at the customs were selected a UNIQUE rifle, i.e. He came to the competition without weapons. On the day of the competition, he forgot the ski sticks in the bus. At the start it was collected by the whole world, helped teams of competitors, who had spare equipment, as a result - our gold.
Our biathlonist at the stage lost her embrace, neither she nor her coach noticed this, she came to the shooting without ammunition, also broke up, handed out. She won with a break of over 40 seconds.
And so almost everywhere. Now our officials claim that they are so preparing for the Olympics in Sochi, and the victory is their merit.
Respect to you, winners.
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