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 09.02.2011
I have a morning today!
At first I slept a little, then it turned out that the menstrual periods began. Then, finally, she prepared breakfast and carried it into the room on the nose. And it was necessary to put him by the table, turning at the same time on the floor of the open (!) clamps! The tea has shed! And the butter, of course, fell oil down! The condensed painting flows from the wallpaper and the closet, I go to the bathroom for a cloth - and a batch! The lights burned out!! What a coincidence!! While I was looking for the cloth, the dog slipped his mouth into the cloth of the cloth while I washed it, the cat sat on the edge of the cloth and with a satisfied mouth grabbed her!!! He can’t eat milk and sweets. I am protecting! I am also late! In short, in conclusion, already on the way to work in the bus there was a fight between the driver and the passenger... Today is not Monday?! to
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