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 11.02.2011
When I don’t get to sleep in the morning, I slow a little. This morning it came out:

I wake up, I think: while the girl is in the bathroom, I will now do my business, I will prepare breakfast, just she will go out, everything will be ready. I rearrange everything, I wait. does not come out. I go to the bathroom and there is no one. I know I don’t have a girlfriend.
O O O O The morning fucking.
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