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 28.04.2008
Mark Twain once said that smoking is not easy. Two hundred

Once I dropped! I also dropped many times.



The first time I threw hard. He worried, he fought with himself. tried

Limit the number of cigarettes, smoke the weaker. is useless. Finally,

Like a fight. I dreamed I was smoking again. And with a big

The pleasure! He did not smoke a cigarette on the trip. Everything was fine,

The desire to smoke, of course, arose after the thresholds passed, and

Fire after the evening cup of alcohol.



But I held. Finally, one of the culminations of the journey: passing through the difficult

and a danger threshold of the highest category of difficulty called "Zet". immediately

There is a deadly waterfall behind it. They insured

and reliable. His insurers, plus two groups of Kiev. Preparing the dolls.

on a rope to throw the victim, the "worm", which must jump and

to catch a man if he is unable to catch a doll, for example,

In an unconscious state.

They passed brilliantly, clearly entered the gate, died in a pair of strawberries, then

Only slightly hit the rock, under which goes 95% of the river. We are happy,

Insurers too. And adrenaline is for sale. One of the Kiev.

quickly bypassed each of the wet other "passengers" and sneaked in the teeth

In a burned paper. Those like knives, called

“The North.”

and all. I mechanically stretched, the body poisoned and I fell. It fell so

low that started begging, and when all the cigarettes smoked, all the

The team went on to moss and crushed dry piston needles.

The fucking!! The fucking! I wanted to smoke...

Then I smoked a few more years. I fell asleep again. for reliability

He decided to do it simultaneously with his companion. Disputed on

“The Boat.” The smoker immediately shaves his beard. Sandy held two.

The weeks. Then, one day, he appeared at work with a "bossy" beard and

Cigarette in the tooth. I held up. I lasted somewhere for six months. He fell, in

Again in forgetting. Defended his dissertation at the banquet.

I relaxed and put a cigarette in my teeth. and Sanya:

Whose beard is burning?

Where is?

It wasn’t right now that it was my turn to shave my beard.



P.S Quitting smoking, after all, is very easy. I decided for myself that

I can smoke at any time. But at the moment, I will not. not became

Remember the day you stopped smoking. And even a year. I don't know, maybe it is

It’s a psychological concept, but I invented it myself. I understand that such

It reduces the significance of the event. And for many years at all.

There is no desire to smoke.
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