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 20.02.2011
xxx: Why are women so often photographed in sex, putting both hands on the wall, and laying on it?

YYY: They are seducing. Emphasizes all important female curves, demonstrates remarkable physical shape and free access to all intimate holes. Symbolizing complete confidence, the hands are relaxed and raised up along the wall.
Your face is turned to you. The eyes shine. You seem to really like her. You can get in half of it, you can leave in half of it. After a while, a huge number of your children will come out of it, they will grow up, go to the army, defend the homeland, pay taxes, give birth to more children, and they will give birth to so many children that there will be no place on earth for them, the world will turn into hell, where there is no mercy and goodness, only hatred and struggle for a piece of space. The offspring will start to bite each other with their strong white teeth. The teeth will give the advantage in this war.
Now you understand why it is so important for a girl to have a beautiful smile, and the hair on the back is backward.

ZZZ: I am afraid of you.

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