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 21.02.2011
I am a virgin, but I have a boyfriend. We’ve been dating for two months and it’s all about sex. I am terribly afraid, even though I know there is nothing terrible!
Those who have had the first time, say, it is very painful the first time, and most importantly, what feelings?

Answer: In fact, it’s terrible—when it comes in for the first time, it feels like your genitals are tearing apart by a billion atoms. The pain is just hellish, and blood is blood.
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