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 22.02.2011
A guy and a girl discuss why the car did not start at -25 and how to start it correctly.
Q:...you understand — you poured the candles, so you didn’t go. You can’t turn the starter several times in a row, it’s not summer. Gasoline enters the engine, but does not evaporate and does not go anywhere. The candles become raw and do not give a spark.
D: How is it?
Q: If the car fails to freeze from the first attempt, you have to wait about a minute or less before trying to start it a second time. For example, I think of myself by 30.
D: And why all this shit?
Q: At first, the battery will rest a little, but that’s not the main thing. The main thing is that at such a low temperature, gasoline does not have time to evaporate in the cylinder. Gasoline is a liquid, it does not burn by itself. And gasoline vapors burn, but in order for them to burn, it is necessary for steam to form from the liquid, and gasoline evaporates at low temperatures slower than, for example, in the room. In the cylinder a cloud of gasoline steam is formed, it is then, burning, and pushes the piston.
D: What is there? Is something burning?
P: This is not the word burning, there are real explosions happening. You’ve gotten rid of a crap, did you hear it? The engine is 5 times louder.
D: I’m scared...why did you tell me all this? How will I ride now?? to
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