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 23.02.2011
MDA! The boys made...
The association - on the 3rd course in the summer arranged my father in the expedition to work.
It was in Siberia in November.
The track near Lake Round (ideally round, by the way, even rumors were circulating that it was a wreck from a nuclear bomb) In the summer in the taiga it is hot - up to +35 can come, the mountain, so decided to rest on the shore - on the sand less disgust. Suddenly I hear the song and in 15 minutes a man-hunt rushes to us (the local people are like that). The most fun that he was dressed as for the winter - unts, sink, gloves behind the belt.
Sit down to drink tea.
and thanks.
After an ear, a snack and a cup of tea, I begin to ask the person why he is dressed so badly for the weather.
However, in the winter, the stomach became ill, taken to Tyumen, to the hospital, the intestines were cut,
Then they told me to lie down, and I had a flock of forty deer, and I got up and went.
A short man 600 km walked on the taiga from Tyumen before us 4 months "H it was fun - where to feed, where to pour vodka"
Far away from home?
- And nothing at all - I will go to the cemetery, I will worship my parents (there is such a thing in
20 kilometers from the Round - there the dead are not buried, but hanged on
Tree type of tree toys, the first time I saw - almost a breath from
horror, I was 16 years old and I was alone - lost), and there to the left and through
Two weeks at home.
They gave the man a cigarette, a bowl of bread, and he went on.
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