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 23.02.2011
I had a dr.
A friend stayed overnight, warned his mother in advance... well and naturally, that if the alcohol did not go away for nothing, he ate in the mud. The first time he fell asleep in the hallway... well, as he fell asleep... lay on the floor in the middle of the hallway, hugged his shoe and turned off. He was stripped, told to go to sleep.
“Ugu, a half-lived body bubbled, took three steps on the four, and depicting the wood fell asleep...Split again...opened his crystal-clear eyes, stood up, never lowered, reached the large room...take a run and jumped to the bed...and judging by the snoring, fell asleep in flight.
Until now, the shit, does not remember that it was at all.
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