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 28.04.2008
Tagged with: PRIV How is it?
The Fess:Daroff! Yes yes...
Zmey: What is it?
Fess: Well you know how often I get into awkward situations?
Zmey: Well, what is there?
Fess: I went to visit my aunt. She lives on 7. Arrived in the elevator. sat there for an hour. Well, I think it is time to roll on the house... Before going out I went to the toilet to suck...With a sense of duty I go and call the elevator, and there what kind of shit has already managed to STOP!!!! Well so here!! I approach the first, and I feel that something is wrong... I begin to tighten the width, the door slowly opens and there are two grandmothers!! to
Zmey: You are hot!!!!))))))
Fess: I’m not going to be there soon...Looking at two grandmothers running after me, and arming: a cock, standing!!! I remember it all my life. 😉
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