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 02.03.2011
I go fucking to work on Friday (it was October 2007). He calls for help and asks: "Lieutenant! And you judo?"Well, I say to him: "When home one yes, say, "Shorter, it is he shouts to me, tomorrow the competition of Kamchatka judo, you need a couple of men from the crew...You lieutenant, here you will go, cheat, to defend honor and pride....Well, I came to Petropavlovsk the next day...As long as I was found a kimono, I ask, how did I get bored? I think with the scream KIA fucking foot in the fucking and this is the victory!!! Ann no, fucking skinny, judo is fucking a fight without a fight, fucking her a horse!!! I'm screaming, you're not saying, there is no one in your super lightweight weight category, you'll get a diploma and get home! Well, I was a fool and I believed... Atam with me 4 people, of which one candidate and one master of judo fucking sports!!! Fuck, I think it’s done!! I fell shorter on the KMS... Continued 30 seconds, after which the planet sharply increased the speed of rotation, the ceiling turned and I from all the way wrapped up with the shoulder on the tatami and immediately stabbed with the foot on the deck, well the shob was not killed to the end.... As a result of our weight category gave one 3 place for two and a letter where the black on the white is written that I took 3 place in the competitions in the Judo of Kamchatka region!!!!! Hole, hole, hole, hole, hole, hole, hole, hole, hole, hole, hole, hole, hole, hole :)
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