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 04.03.2011
I watched the picture yesterday. I am standing in the parking lot, waiting for my wife.
In front of it stands the 99th, a guy with a bottle of beer comes out of the store, opens the car, sits behind the wheel, smokes, turns on a monsoon and drinks beer. On the opposite side are the goats. Seeing this, one of them approaches him and begins to demand a docks, motivating him to drink while driving. The guy gently sends him, "I don't eat, and I'm not going to go, go on..." continuing his business. Without achieving anything, he drops the front wheel, saying, "Until you give the documents, you will not go!" Here comes out of the market a girl with two bags, opens the trunk, puts the bags, the guy gives her the keys and moves to the passenger seat. The girl approaches the gait: "And now, fool pump the wheel, or I call the prosecutor's office" and gets the phone. The goose has the balls on the roll, begins to bump something, said he wanted to attract the driver, that he drank, etc. The girl’s answer: 10 points.“He’s not the driver, he’s my husband.
“No, I’m driving with my car.” Someone from the drivers gave a pump, and an old, manual, someone a manometer, because the owner of the car required to pump as required. In short, the entire parking lot was laughing, while the guy performed body movements up and down, measured pressure, etc.
The Pharmacist! All the girls applauded!! to

c) Bababalamaga
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