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 09.03.2011
Proposal for sale of motorcycle:

Hi my buyer. I'm going to give you the Honda DIO 35 ZET X! I don’t remember the year of release, let it be 2003 (everything better than 97). In Russia there was one host and in Japan there were twenty. The run was twisted seven times until the speedometer was broken. I now measure the speed by tears from my eyes. I wanted to tuning, but decided not to spend money on NEO. I really bought the Polini variator belt! Italian, immediately became a sport at 15% Truth faster he did not go. On the headset, a metal plug +7 to the appearance. Eat not fast, but eat the same, so norm where you rush to enjoy life! As soon as I changed the oil with the boys in the fork, they barely collected back as it was, there is no more use. Pumped the hydraulic front brake and cleaned the carburetor, +10 for pre-sales preparation. All the work was carried out in a specialized service, in the underground crossing through the road, there is dry and light all year round. Recently I was riding all over the courtyard with the boys... I thought it would not stand!!! I didn’t get the back tile, I had to buy a new one. But I'm not upset, I'll still get out of the sale. Stickers glued the scales in plastic, now beautiful, and the main thing is not noticeable! No investment is required and I went. If it starts. I will allow myself to ride on the UPAL-KUPIL rule, I will not specifically encounter. No guarantee - I sell a cat in a bag. I will exchange for Subaru. Katie is fucking.
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