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 15.03.2011
The case at the speech of Viktor Ivanovich P.

How dare you blame me, honest man! My filters filter even dog shit! See also! Here in this glass is the dog shit. Put into the filter. (Get half a glass of water.) See you, see you! The clean water! (Fill the water into the second glass.)
- Viktor Ivanovich,... - an impatient journalist tries to ask a question, P. turns and immediately interrupts the journalist:
Wait and wait! We have not finished our experiment.
P. quickly turns to the table, takes a glass and drinks it.
My filters are the best in the world. You did not believe!
There was complete silence in the room, one journalist with a trembling voice:
- Victor Ivanovich, you poured water from the filter into another glass.
The face of p.

The curtain.
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