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 19.03.2011
A real case from the life of my friend taxi driver, with his words:
I am called for another order, I come to this address, and there are 3 girls aged 18-20, sitting in my car. They say we go through the store, we want to get stuck... on the way to the store, I understand that I want to get stuck very hard! As soon as they go to the store, the girls go out and go to the store, I immediately break away from the place and a couple of circles around the store and in this very wild pear, I get rid of the sick! The sounds were very wild and unimaginable, 10 minutes... I rushed back to the store, I got out of the car, I stood smoking, I think I swallowed with a drill to ventilate a taxi, I went off, I smoked and here two girls-clients came out of the store and approached the car. We sit in the car, and here I ask "and what the third is not driving??" to what I sucked from the rear seat behind the driver a gentle voice "and I didn’t go anywhere and did not go out.........." o_O!?!?!?! to
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