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 19.03.2011
Zhendos: Dolboeb is a state of mental organization in which there are no semi-tones. It’s like pregnancy – either yes or no. You can’t be a little pregnant or a little dumb. The only graduation possible in the dolphins is a fairy tale, but, believe my experience, in this world, the yogis who have attained levitation and then more than the fairy tale dolphins.

MaKcuMbl4: can you consider the fairy tale of a man who left his car in the subway, went for business to the center, then came to make-up, looked for his car, filed a claim for theft, after 3 days remembered that he left it at another station, but the car from the theft was not removed so quickly, he was constantly stopped at each post and checked for an hour and a half, in the end he put it in the garage and walked on foot, and then sold. A man under 40 years old.
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