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 26.03.2011
George: I got the money here for the halter, I gave the share to the programmer, I come home - my wife from the threshold cheats about some curtains for the kitchen and new wallpapers, which must be hanged before the visit of the aunt.
George: Immediately new thoughts appear
Back to the shops at night.
A year ago I did something new...
40 pieces in a pocket
The programmer of Loh is now drinking whiskey in a soft chair.
And on the pen of the chair sits a half naked stripper.
And he offered me to go with him.
The unnamed and index finger untoldly drag in the air, and the brain feverishly crashes *Ctrl+Z, crash, Ctrl+Z!!by 1111*
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