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 26.03.2011
I remembered the case:
When we (students) were introduced in the hostel, we were obliged to take them before bed and take them in the morning. So here is:
I just woke up, I didn't even have time to wash - I need a couple. I see the people standing near the watch, the pass takes... Well, I stood in the line, and I try to awaken my brain... When my turn came, I leaned into the window of the watch and according to the habit issued:
I have a pack of blue chester and a flashlight.
Fuck me, I am running away. You joke, you beat me.

I probably wasn’t the only one.)
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