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 26.03.2011
I am horribly ashamed today! My new boyfriend first invited me to his home.Decided to arrange a romantic evening for me, bought fruit wine and so on)) We sit, we drink wine and he says to me:-"You have a beautiful body, do you play sports?"
I am proud of gymnastics. And I decided to show him a stand on my head, but to see from the wine I relaxed a little and as a result, standing on my head, loudly stumbled. She was frightened and fell abruptly, and falling, she broke a precious plasma with one leg. And with the other foot, he pulled out the front teeth of the guy! As I am now behaving with him, he doesn’t call yet (*
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You can go from gymnastics to ear. Style "Drunk Master"
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