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 30.03.2011
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Official note
I wear a special. clothes, namely - jacket x / b insulated, I want to report the following.
By the fact of birth, and in connection with individual physiological characteristics, i.e. Charismatic brutality, increased muscularity, corresponding habitus (and the accompanying abundant hair) noticed a strange pattern.
Under certain conditions: increased solar and magnetic activity or in the pre-threatening period, being dressed in the above vest, I get into some energy circuit.
Thus e. The hair on the body stands up with oak and sparkle sparkles on the entire area of the epithelium (except for the head).
Due to the specificity of the production. explosion and fire safety, have to use personal grounding (metallic chain) from belt to ground. There is no alternative to the jacket-socon jacket-power field!!Not a spark!! Based on the above, please allow me to wear a sweater jacket.
Signature / FIFO
The resolution
In order to avoid education
Producing static electricity
Daily shaving of body hair.
Head of the section G-IZ-107 FIO
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