bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 78 - ]
 04.04.2011
from the correspondence of admin. A colleague from the COA asks to order lemons at the COA, he was asked to count - how much they need. This is an analytical job! We all respect him:

" well... Now I count.

There are approximately 45 people.
According to the results of statistical analysis, lemons are used:
Coffee – 1%
with tea – 17%
with cognac – 2%
Just nothing – 5%

A total of 44% of COD employees or 11.25 people regularly consume lemon.
On average, the daily consumption rate is 2 circles.
That is, the consumption of lemons in the COD is 22.5 circles per day.

Standard size lemon can be cut into 12 circles.
Thus, the consumption of whole lemons is 1.875 lemons per day.

From the calculation that the storage time of fresh lemons in the refrigerator at a temperature of 4 degrees Celsius 2 weeks or 10 working days, it turns out that the actual need for COA is rounded up to 19 lemons.
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna