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 13.04.2011
The first calculation on physical chemistry, the professor says, say, for the beginning, take the method and solve the task number one. I pull out a method from the table, return to the place, open - on one of the pages with a small handwriting between the lines: "Dear my follower, know that our beloved teacher has a wonderful tradition - every year she arranges the first counting with second-currents on the day of her birth. And if today is not Sunday, then today is a significant day.
Just congratulate her and you will be happy., and a little below: "2009 - +1, rushed :)", "2008g +1" and so on until 2001. Not long thinking I get up and all the audience: "Inna Vladimirovna, Happy Birthday to you, I wish you, bla bla bla," she floats in a smile "Molodec, here is at least one worried to know when the teacher's birthday, for congratulations count with a machine, fill out the check-in - I will register." I sit down, and unnoticedly sign in the methodology "2010g +1" ^_^
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