by kocha:
In fact, the fashion of pulling small dogs with you originated in France in the Renaissance era, when no, and sexual revolution yet came and European ladies mastered at least a couple of new poses and learned the delights of oral and anal sex. Some courtesans so loved the fuck in a strong French ass that the muscles of the sphincter due to frequent stimulation ceased to return to their natural tone. In practice, this was expressed in the involuntary gas discharge of pretty and cute girls. And the idea of carrying a small dog with you as a kind of element of the decor of the dress, so that in case of confusion, you can always write down on it. In fact, the cavalers quickly learned that whoever walks with a dog is fucking fucking.

and Manson:
You don’t have a big dog either???

by kocha:
and ROFL