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 17.04.2011
My friend tells me a dream.
Q: I dreamed that I grew up with this... well... fucking! No, I haven’t become a man, I just have a member for everything else. What do you think I did the first thing?
I: Did you fuck yourself?
Q: No, it started to shake. I wonder why all the men are doing this, wanted to experience the same feelings.
I: And how is it?
Q: Yes, fucking, here the alarm ringed, I didn’t have time to finish. And throw it, I walk all day long, suffering from that soft, warm, gentle cock. He is so cool! Fuck, am I a man?! to
I: Well, find a guy, cheer him.
P: You do not understand! It is not that at all. This is when your...
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