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 19.04.2011
After a night of cultural rest, 8 in the morning, the girl (D) writes on Skype with a mobile friend (P), who has already reached the comp in the neighboring room:

D: by Tol
A: Good morning
D: I pretend I'm sleeping and you say let him wake up and go to the kitchen and make me an omelette and coffee as he promised in the evening
Do you eat an omelette?
D: I don’t care if I just remove my foot from my face – I can neither stand up nor open my mouth!
D: and to go there longer - I quietly take home and if he asks you say that you do not know my name and that we had nothing with him.
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