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 03.05.2008
Talk of brother and sister. They live together, without parents.

You have already got it!! Almost every time my boyfriend is on duty, you come home drunk with his next friend, fall to sleep as a murdered, and in the morning, when Serjoja returns, he sees in the house of some man, after which I have a scandal with him and I must prove to him that it is not my lover, but your companion.

He: Do you want to fuck? What should I drive home now?? to

She: 0_o

She: What do you think of yourself?
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