We told the Emcees story of a man who sleeped his organs with complaints that he was irradiated by his neighbors from above. When they came to him, everything was as usual in such cases - paranoia, screened ceilings and walls.
They decided to go to the neighbors for order. Does he not bother them? The first thing they saw was six microwaves standing along the perimeter of the room (open door down). Neighbors explained that under them lives an alien, that no one believes in them and that the future of the entire Earth depends on how successful their fight with the alien will be.