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 29.04.2011
I recently went to the hospital, and on one of the shields with calls to quit smoking, I saw several signs by which you can recognize that your child is using drugs.
I don’t remember it all, but here are a few:
1) If your child begins to ask for money from you for external needs
Less interested in domestic problems
Communicate with your friends with encoded phrases
It violates the sleep regime.
Now imagine the following situation:
Mom passes by the door into your room and hears you cries:
Fireworks are blowing up the vault! I put the KC in the cast!
In response: BL*T DIMINISHING 8 seconds more! I give Kyle!
Following the phrase: well, the shit was under the colossus, where he bowed. and. and.
You go out of the room angrily and say, “Mamuel, give money to the time card.”
You get the answer yes / no and followed by the phrase of my mom: tomorrow we go to the market, your answer: hardly, in the middle of the night you need to get hungry, tomorrow the end of the season, in the afternoon I will go to sleep.
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