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 30.04.2011
“A different life, different morals, completely different times... Oh, other names...”

Returning from work in a city trolleybus, she witnessed the conversation of two girls, not much younger than me, but, as it turned out, grew up in a completely different reality. The speech filled with chewing gum, sorry for some tautology, was high. About the cinema. Very cute girls, well dressed. Well, a few stretching words, chewing gum. But I’m not Hank, why not! Who is not without sin. But from their dialogue, which was carried out loudly, with a look at the other passengers, who were supposed to be apparently permeated by the diverse development of the girls, to enlighten themselves, it became a little out of its own. In short, here it is, without exaggeration and exaggeration.
The first girl boasted of the second: "Let go, yesterday evening she decided to pull out the film Alice in Wonderland from the grid." Remember when we went to the cinema? In autumn or winter. I entered the search engine. I found.
put on jumping. And what you think, I’m opening means watching, and there’s not this movie. There (theatre pause) is a mouthpiece!”
The second, rounding the eyes: "And what Alice even cartoon removed! The class!”
The first: “Wait, it’s not all the rust yet. Many of us have been removed.”
The second: “A little bit. And how?”
The first: "Well, not counting the fact that our as always turned out to be dwarfs - nothing, you can see. When we go to the cinema, we go.”
The second: “What is wrong?”
The first: “Well, first of all, the cartoon is low-budget. It is immediately visible.
Second, someone with a sense of humor. And with songs. But they clearly exaggerated. Third, these idiots put him on the net. Give up! When will we finally learn how to make money? The multitude has not yet passed into the movie, the advertisement has not yet begun to spin, and in the grid this creation already exists, and not of cool quality. So they went even further in their dumbobism: they immediately removed the second part. She was thrown into the net too.”
Second: “And what else is the second part?”
The first: “Oh, about the mirror. Also nothing. But you know, if you are making a movie cartoon, even if the story is not overwhelmed. It didn’t even run around the movie. Everything is so caricatural and caricatural. And again, they heard the bell, they do not know where he was. They learned that in the West, another Alice is wanted to be removed and has gone to fantasize.
The second: “Well yes. They stupid. “How is the song?”
The first is “Yes, fun.”
The second: “Type like the “Rich” or worse?“...
The first (thinkingly): “Well, approximately like in the “Rich Men.” Only you know, well, and here in the lounge sat."
The second: “In the sense?”
The first: “Well, in the sense, our savings decided, I already said. There, along the way, all the songs are sung by one man. He sings, it is said loudly. Such a feeling that a bombardment of someone from the street was picked up, the words were given and he both managed and sang. Even by the voice can be heard that he is chubby, drunk and bumpy.

I could not contain further. I just opened my mouth, as a woman standing next to me, took my elbow and with horror in her voice asked, "But you understand what they are about? What a horror! Just don’t tell them anything. They will not understand. Only in a fight will be used... What a nightmare!”
It was just my stop. On the way home, I thought we were almost equals. But why did I, my friends, grow up on this cartoon. recounted
"Alisa", the songs of Vysotsky, and for this part of the youth it is
The unknown page. Moreover, they are ashamed not of their own stupidity (and they could look at the year of the cartoon release), but that "our people are not able to shoot or play".
I wanted to come home, smash the dust from the old player, put a record with "Alice" and correct the impression.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1104/o110429;1.html
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