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 07.05.2011
Hi sweetheart, how is life?
WOW: very good
Q: Listen, I wanted to offer you for a long time? Maybe we go somewhere? Go to the cinema, then go for a walk. How do you have the idea?
WOW: It is great! Come on Saturday!
Let’s go to the cinema first! Then on the beach drinking beer, you can take the girls off! How about you? Then go to the sauna, or we’ll call a prostitute there! We decide shorter.
I don’t really understand you’re joking?
WOW: In short, listen to me, if you look at my girlfriend again, I’ll make you a panda, and I’ll break my hands, you know?
P.S. in the bathroom
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