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 12.05.2011
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"I will house in 2 square meters with furniture, phone and balcony. and cold k. C is separate. Without the owners. 8 the floor. It is not a repair, but not an old one. Carefully and clean. The metro min. 5 is It is delivered from 1.06 on a long-term basis (as long as everything is occupied and paid). I live in the 2nd. There is a girlfriend once a week, but she doesn’t live. I work in a software company. Who does not understand what the word '''soft'' means, please do not call. I am looking for a suitable person in the current place without a v\p. Boy or girl doesn’t matter. More important is solvency, independence, and responsibility. The stature of the room indicated approximately, taking into account the commonwealth, electricity, etc. Important point: advance payment for the quarter once every 2 months. (300 and 300) Pay in Ue, so don’t ask what course. We exchange money for money and pay. For those who want to trade cheaper and not sure about tomorrow: there is a convenient garbage pipeline at the entrance. For girls: No laundry, I sometimes use the laundry self-service. Apart from the towel in the bathroom, nothing hangs again. For everyone: I do not touch other people's things without knowing, and I do not go to the neighboring room without an invitation, in fact, I do not wait for invitations. In short, I try not to live as a community, which I expect from my neighbors. Numbers until May 15 simultaneously consider the option of joint removal of 2 squares near the work (Pl.Victory-I.Kolas). PS: SPB site for bug, allowing you to publish an ad for more than 400 characters :). Valery"
Sheldon Cooper, your mother
Source: http://bash.im
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