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 17.05.2011
Today at the exit of the supermarket saw under the rainy rain a beautiful young couple. The girl with her right hand held a healthy umbrella over the head of a tall guy and a little above her own, the left – a large shopping bag. The boy's hands were free, except for the cigarette he carelessly tried, reliably covered with an umbrella from the rain. “Here is a hole! "I was innerly upset, but I was also a little jealous - the girl was very good and impertinent. Within ten meters, continuous lounges began to the far end of the parking lot, where their car stood.
All the way, the girl kept the umbrella over the guy’s head and the shopping bag quietly. But the boy’s hands now also turned out to be occupied with a load of fifty kilograms – sending a non-smoked cigarette into the urn, then he carried his girlfriend on his arms to the car itself...
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