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 18.05.2011
Today was a joke in the universe. Our teachers have been attached to the senior teachers (5 courses, she has taught them. They sit in front of them, discussing diplomas.
The girl’s voice: I don’t even know what to do with the last chapter and conclusion.
The guy with the hint: Well, I could help you.
Max, you are so dumb.
Q: You could help me with something. Just a week of mine.
D: Get rid of me, shit.
Q: Okay, it is 5 days.
D: I’m going to do something to you right away.
Q: I’m better than you. A few minutes, eh?
D: Yes, I’d better write a few diplomas for myself, fool.
The dream voice of another guy: What? Does anyone write a diploma? I agree with everything.
They dropped all the course, the poor fell asleep.
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