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 19.05.2011
and Jake:
Once, my sister Lisa and I had to share one bed, because my parents’ friends were staying at home. At night, my penis got up, I hoped Lisa was asleep, but she turned to me. I thought she was going to say something now, but instead she kissed me and we had sex with her. For the last three years, I’ve been fucking with her every night.

by Anonymous:
Why did you write this here? to praise?

and Lisa:
and Jake! How could you? This is our secret!

The Father:
and Lisa? and Jake? My mom can read it!

Mother :
Lisa, why didn’t you tell me? I will go to you now, share this member with me)

The Grandfather:
You all seem disgusting to me!

The Grandmother:
All in you!
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