I: Fuck, and what am I going to tell our kids when they ask "and how did you get to know daddy?"
Tell me how it was.
and AHA. I will say "Yes, kids! I met him for the first time on the birthday of a common acquaintance. Your dad didn’t drink at all at the time, and I specifically poured his whiskey into the tea. And when he spanked, I took him into an empty room... And we met!