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 29.05.2011
Comments to Netbook.

XXX: a gift to a friend, the current is not blue colored

yyy: I also had the first thought was about the girl - to give her, but then I remember that I recently bought a good netbook))

With this memory, you will soon buy her a second.

YYY: Just the first thought was that he’s great for a girl, and with memory everything is like the norm)

XXX: Are you so sure? What did you eat for breakfast yesterday?

Yyy: I roasted 3 eggs with 2 slices of bacon, ate it with 2 pieces of white bread, drinking coffee with cream. I wanted to eat snacks with a glass of green tea, but decided to take it with me)))
I don’t think you really worried about it.)

xxx: What was the name of the man who played the fourth violin in the third row of the London Symphony Orchestra between 1924 and 1927?

Tagged: Johan Lvovich

XXX: The Dog
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