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 29.05.2011
About how in the Italian airport aircraft on a roll or airplanes with buses collide - this truck is known. But there’s a harsher story, “Catch me if you can.”

A Swedish man from Stockholm named Thomas Salme loved airplanes and played the game.
Microsoft Flight Simulator. Once he discovered the SAS training center in the embassy. He called there, said he was an unemployed pilot and he was given a one-time flight on an aviator to avoid losing his skills. Thomas made friends with a service engineer from the center, who gave him the training machine at night when no one was there. There were manuals on several aircraft in the cabin, he copied them. I studied in this trainer by manuals and the method of trial and error for several months.

One day he learned that the Italian airline Air One had a pilot job and he submitted an application for it. Fake a Swedish pilot license - without registration, without seals. He was invited to take trial flights at two challenging airports in Lampedusa and Reggio Clábria, which he successfully passed. This was his first flight. In Lampedusa, he sat down with one unworking engine, which hit a bird. The license to check in the company did not guess. He was taken as the second pilot on a passenger plane. moved to Milan.

Three years later, he became KFC. He has been driving passengers for 13 years. March 2, 2010 in
He was arrested by Dutch police before leaving Amsterdam. They were accused that Thomas had a late license and she had no right to drive passenger aircraft. When they found out he had no license at all, he was locked in a cell for two weeks and thought what to do about it. He was threatened with six years in prison. Cases in which it would endanger passengers have not been detected throughout its history. They were fined 2,000 euros and banned from flying for one year. for
For 13 years, he changed 3 airlines, flying about 11,000 hours.

The prohibition period is now either over or ends. It seems like he is not flying anywhere yet.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1105/o110528;1.html
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