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 03.06.2011
by Jo (10:13:03)
I’ll take it today and make you an offer.
by Joel (10:13:10)
You think yourself.
by Jeshua (10:13:18)
So be prepared
M (10:13:42)
= – O
by J (10:14:05)
Now I just choose the ring, the engagement and all, fuck you.
by M (10:14:39)
The cat is burning.
by Jeshua (10:15:29)
I am serious, I am tired of this uncertainty.
by Jo (10:15:59)
I will go to your parents and ask for your hand.
M (10:16:24)
Are you cuddling?
by Joel (10:16:28)
No is!
by J (10:17:20)
I’ll buy flowers to my mom, wine to my dad, a ring to you, I’ll kneel before them, and I’ll ask them to give you to me, rather your hand, and I’ll give you my heart.
M (10:17:36)
Stop to stop)
by Joel (10:18:47)
I feel you are there so and you will say, but I have already come up with how to trick you, and rather to wrap, in the first I will wrap you a ring by 2 sizes smaller (to not remove), in the second I will pay the fee in the wheel, and I will borrow the line.
by Jo (10:19:33)
And even better I get pregnant, here you will not turn away, or I will call my brother, or better two. I’ll remove all the condoms today.
by Joel (10:19:54)
You will still be mine.>
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