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 06.06.2011
I recently soaked such a bark here) I work in a restaurant as a singer, after performances the mood is good and I want to crack. I finished somewhere at night, I was lazy to change clothes, I went home as I was - in a white long saraphan. I get into the elevator to my ninth floor, and there I have to go up in the spring. And there are "real puppies" in Adibase. Not from our entrance, I do not know such. And imagine the picture with oil: the doors of the elevator open, they naturally pay attention, turn their heads on me... and a girl in a white saraphan swims out of the elevator meedly to her feet, with her hair loose, and moves straight onto the boys. I love horror films, and I know how to make a devil’s look. For a blowing effect, I get up and whisper unclear words (a kind of spell) These rows should have been seen! And this performance was interrupted by a signal from the car, which suddenly turned. I said "Joke", I went to the elevator to get down to the car. When I got up, the boys were no longer there.
Boys, if you read this, forgive me if I was scared! 😉
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