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 08.06.2011
The acquaintance once got into the shutdown - gave the client ten thousand dollars, and he "forgot" to sign up for payment and said later that he did not receive any money at the time. The bank accepted the client’s side and demanded that the girl immediately repay the shortage. Such grandmothers she then never dreamed of - a minor single mother with a red diploma. The good administration of the bank went to meet her embarrassing grievances – gave the girl a loan for all this mind-blowing amount, not forgetting to add interest. What is called, hold in your hands and give it to the box office, and the payment then, for ten years. The next day, after the full repayment of the shortage, a guy in love with her approached the girl and handed her another $ 15,000. The black circles under his eyes were even brighter that day. As he explained, the difficult client managed to love a deal, waving the Criminal Code and a couple of pictures. And all this thanks to a new computer software that significantly increases the resolution of the images of the surveillance camera. On one of the blurry frames after the processing, it was clearly visible how the client pulls a pack of dollars from the stand, and on the next, this package was already hanging on the way to his pocket. The girl's happiness could not be described, her reputation in the bank was restored. But the long-term loan she did not think to repay – said it was compensation for moral damage.
The amount left in her hands was soon enough for a small two-bedroom apartment in an old foundation, with raised ceilings - judging by this striking fact, this story happened in the 99th or the 2000s. Years later it became clear that the wonderful computer program was called the little-known word photoshop at the time.
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