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 10.06.2011
I went to the store for 10 minutes in the morning. The man woke up and called:
- Zaya, did you hang your wet T-shirt next to the steam moisturizer to enhance the effect? It is so good that the air in our apartment will be humidified! So funny a couple of clouds rains out of it!
“Dear, I’m so glad that your morning was so quiet and you woke up in the clouds, right in the alpine village, but first, it’s not a humidifier, but a heater, secondly, it’s not steam, but smoke, and thirdly, cut it off from the grid and call the electricity!”! to
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