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 12.06.2011
About Surprise

My friend Mishka sells morgi for medical centers. The other guy is quite normal. So if it is considered a margin, it is precisely through the letter "o".
I am a completely different affair.

Not what it was on April 1. But it approached. He called Mikko and promised to come to visit with a surprise.
I, of course, decided not to hit the dirt with my face and prepared thoroughly: I twisted out all the bulbs in the entrance. I bought a skull with a red lighting and a package of rubber intestines.
I made the shopping at the entrance. And he grabbed a capron sweater on his head and placed two oranges in the place of his eyes, pre-painting them with a phosphorizing paint. When the bell sounded, he stepped to the door, repaired the equipment. and opened.
– Let me introduce you... – he heard Mishkin’s voice and spoke.
Teaching Basics:
The entrance to the underground is open. Your turn...
Next in the misanthropy was a slight slide and sound, as if a bag of potatoes had accidentally fallen on the stairs.
Because of the oranges, there was no shit. I pulled my ammunition from my head. And when I got it, I saw Mishka focusing on the feeling of a nice girl in a light coat.
“I wanted to introduce a new passion to a fellow scientist,” he said.
Finished to squeeze and squeeze. To make an impression.
“Well,” I said, helping to wrap the body inside the apartment. by my
has succeeded. How do you think?
All the following evening, the virgin lay on a tachta with a compress on her head, sadly breathing and thinking that there are no smart men in principle, and she even gets a hundred percent idiots.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1106/o110611;1.html
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