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 13.06.2011
Topic on the forum " How to choose the right Vantage?"

The choice of Vantage is not easy. Only men are allowed. As the saying goes, a real man should build a toilet, bring a newspaper and choose a vandus. As they say, my toilet is my fortress. Therefore, it is necessary to provide yourself with everything necessary in case of a long stay in it.
Vantus mostly consists of the alloy of wood with rubber - a wooden pen, and the working part - rubber. Vantus should be chosen so that it is as if it is a continuation of your hand. Take Vantus in your hands and make a series of step-by-step movements. You should not feel any discomfort or weight. It is not you who chooses VANTUS, but VANTUS who chooses you. Walk a few times past the stand with the vantaxes and you will feel like one of them is literally attracting you. Catch him immediately and run to the box.
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