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 16.06.2011
Knight Jedi>> I blinsky eye at 2 o’clock went to Krin to spend the night... on the great... and got pissed. He was drunk in shit.
Knight Jedi>> so in the morning, at 11 a.m. from Krini, I went back to Elka for a vacuum. It turns out that I am not sober! I went out, sat on the big, drove a couple of meters and fell naked into the arch.
Alexandrov>> in aric - it is strong o...
Knight Jedi>> in short, I was plushchenko yesterday
Alexandrov>> in a single skating you took gold
The Knight of Jedi>> ah, twice!
Knight Jedi> but as I fell in the night it was just a masterpiece shit from the side. I was driving, I was driving. I stopped to repair the cloth. I leaned to the shoulder, saw that I did not wear the shoulder, and from shock I stumbled on the right god like a sphinx tree. As he stood, he stood with the great and stumbled. I lie in the middle of the trattoir on Jandosov Navoi and think: "How is it? Why did I not wear socks?"
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