A brief overview of the conversation of two professors at the University: "We need to get a grant of $150 million a year for 12 years to make cows lay eggs.
But :
Eggs smell of nuts
2) It cannot be broken.
Cows only live in space.
Eggs carry at the speed of light
Cows are radioactive
If this does not run, then you can develop a car that moves from point A to point A at the speed of light.